Things Yu-gi-oh characters would never say

[angel]

Seto Kaiba- "I hate you Mokuba!"

Joey-"I don't care a thing about Serenity!"

Yugi-"Well, Kaiba to tell you the true I have always been in love with you."

Kaiba-"Ok, ok Ishizu I believe in magic."

Tea-"I love you Yugi."

[ishizusan]

Mai-"Kaiba,you're so handsome.Marry me."

Kaiba-"Mai,baby,let's go to Vegas tonight baby."

Odion-"I hate you Marik!go to hell!"

Serenity-"OOh,Odion,I love your long black ponytail!*Odion stares at her grimly*ahhhhhh!"

[infernofireblast]

Yami Bakura- "I'm sorry Yugi, let's be friends."

Kaiba- "I'm retired."

Mokuba- "Seto, go to hell!"

Dark Magician Girl- "I look fat in this.."

Yami Marik- "I need a haircut.."

Odion- "Bald is beautiful"

Joey- "Mai's such an arrogant (explicit wording)"

Tea- "I hate midgets.." *eyes Yugi*

Dartz- "Mass destruction is so yesterday.."

Alistar- "Kaiba, I just can't stay mad at you.."

Valon- "This isn't even my real accent, mate!"

Serenity- "Joey, you sick dog.."

Noah- "Whee, Gradius go zoom!"

Mai- "If Joey says one more word.."

Duke- "I'm sorry, Serenity, but you're just not good enough.."

Tristan- "Aaah, evil magic thingies, get 'em off!"

Espa Roba- "I see.. I see.. Aww who am I kidding?"

Weevil- "Mmm, chocolate-covered Ants!"

Rex- "Dinosaurs? Psshh, gotta go with Fish!"

Ishizu- "This Necklace is a piece of crap.."

Shadi- "I see everything." *pelted with a baseball* "Ok, not everything..

Grandpa Muto- "That's it, no more mister nice Geezer!"

Yami Yugi- "Stupid cards.."

Rebecca- "I are smartness!"

Raphael- "I can see my house from here!"

Anubis- "And remember ladies, I'm available!"

Pegasus- "Oh dear, I just spilled fruit juice on myself.."

Kisara- "Blue's just not my color.."

[Nightshade]

Joey- "Gee Yugi, doesn't Kaiba look sexy today?" *stares at Kaiba with big stary eyes*

Yugi- "Tea, would you just shut up?! "

Kaiba- "Mokuba!!! Come here!" *Mokuba enters the room* "Give it to me straight... Does this dress make my butt look big?"

Marik- "Maybe the eyeliner is a bit much..."

Yami Marik- "Pink is so my color!" *Girly giggle*

[angel]

ishizusan said:

Serenity-"OOh,Odion,I love your long black ponytail!*Odion stares at her grimly*ahhhhhh!"

WTF! *falls on the floor laughing, then dies laughing* Serenity, telling Odion she loves his black ponytail. *giggles*

[NekoNina]

xD OMG, too funny... My turn ;D


Yugi- 'I love you Yami..'

Yami Yugi- 'Heart of the Cards.. Da**!'

Yami Bakura- 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty..'

Seto Kaiba- 'Mokuba, tell me truthfully, does the pink handbag go with the purple sandals?'

Dartz- 'Raphael, did I even tell you how buff you look today?'

Marik Ishtar- 'The first rule of Tombkeeper's club: nobody talks about Tombkeeper's club.'

Yami Marik- 'Well doc, it all started when I was a boy..'

Ishizu- 'The past sucks..'

Jaden Yuki- 'Will someone shoot this fuzzball already?'

[Yamato]

Hey I'm back, and I gonna start by posting in a forum that's funny.

Yugi:

"This dog collar gives me a great S+M idea."

"Why do I have Germany's flag on my head?"

Yami:

"Heart of the...oh screw it, like that actually works."

"Everyone knows I'm just cheating to always draw the right card."

"Why did I seal myself in a puzzle?"

"BAKURA! You are dashingly sexy!"

Joey:

"No thanks, i'm on the atkins diet."

"I'm going to be a buddhist."

"Peace and love make the world go round."

Tristan:

"Pressure is equal to the force over area."

"I graduated high school."

"Forget the pointy hair today."

Kaiba:

"Yugi, I concede that you are a better duelist."

"Tristan, I'm leaving kaiba corp to you."

Bakura:

"I love tea time."

Y. Bakura:

"I don't understand why these girls don't go away. Dont' they realize i'm into guys?"

[mana]

yami yugi:it,s not time to duel

Tea:I Never think about yami/yugi.

Kaiba:i,m sorry Joe.

Joey:I love you Kaiba.

Marik:I Love Malik,s father.

Malik:I hate Winged Dragon of Ra Card.

Mr.Ishtar:I want to have another girl.

Tristan:Okkkkk Duke.Serenity is for you.

Mai:I love you Odion.

Mokuba:hug me Rex.

Bakura:I have lovely black hair.

Magician_Girl:what,s Magic?