Priceless Convisations

[Dakura Deoman]

Ever had a discussion with somebody that was completely and utterly priceless? Maybe you were talking to somebody and they said something completely hillarious... or something along those lines.

Anyways if that's the case... here is the place to share it.

Below is a rather amusing convisation i had yesterday with some idiot on msn. I had quite a lot of fun actually dancing around the question and toying just that tiny little bit with his emotions all while making him look like a fool. Do note though that a certain part of the middle of the convisation ((as well as the beginning bit)) has been edited/left out due to the fact that the guy was using very inapropiate behaviour which shouldn't be posted on a forum such as this under any circumstances.

Enjoy...
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slimcostashady - i just want to know the answers for the survey
Dakura Deoman - ah yes but we all have things that we want. Doesn't mean we get them
slimcostashady - well i get anything i want.
Dakura Deoman - really now?
slimcostashady - yeah
Dakura Deoman - well you must be one very satisfied person then to have everything you could ever want
slimcostashady - ...
Dakura Deoman - awww... don't tell me that my constant dancing around the question is starting to grate on your nerves?
slimcostashady - ...
Dakura Deoman - *laughs*
slimcostashady - no it really doesn't.
Dakura Deoman - pity
slimcostashady - so if you could please answer my question it would be really appreciated
Dakura Deoman - ah yes... gotta love the word "please"
slimcostashady - that doesn't answer my question
Dakura Deoman - i know
slimcostashady - so could u answer it?
Dakura Deoman - O I'm sure if i felt like answering it i could
Dakura Deoman - although with only 6 brain cells as i said it may be a bit of a challange... who knows
slimcostashady - well i wil help you. jusy ask
Dakura Deoman - helping me now... how very generous
slimcostashady - yes it is
slimcostashady - if you would be smart as you act
slimcostashady - you would see that i am trying not to lose my temper
Dakura Deoman - suppressing emotions is apparently not meant to be very healthy for your mental well-being
slimcostashady - try again
Dakura Deoman - sorry... not the type to jump though hoops on somebody elses command
slimcostashady - well try
Dakura Deoman - a "please" would make the request look nicer you know
slimcostashady - well "please" try
Dakura Deoman - there... that looks much nicer
slimcostashadyok could u please answer my question
Dakura Deoman - as i said I'm sure i could if i really wanted to

**Section of convisation cut due to inapropiate language and behaviour**

Dakura Deoman - a one-tracked mind. You know i really can find that annoying about a person darling
slimcostashady - well the only reason i am talking to you is to find out only 1 thing
Dakura Deoman - of course
slimcostashady - so could you please answer me?
Dakura Deoman - you remembered the "please" this time *wipes away fake tear* i feel proud...
slimcostashady - yeah yeah
slimcostashady - i am really trying not to lose my temper right now
Dakura Deoman - maybe i should hide under a desk then to protect me from the big, bad, scary temper
slimcostashady - yes you should sweetie
Dakura Deoman - wow 2 nicknames... i feel flattered
slimcostashady - yeah, i try
Dakura Deoman - to think that using the word "darling" in a sarcastic tone could result in this... who would have known
slimcostashady - alrite i give up
Dakura Deoman - pity...
slimcostashady - shut ur mouth
Dakura Deoman - don't feel like it
slimcostashady - alrite then keep it open
Dakura Deoman - so that you can listen to me talk?
slimcostashady - i am out. i'll still talk to u tomorrow cuz talking to u i entertainning in its own kind of way
Dakura Deoman - *laughs* of course
slimcostashady - i am out to bed
slimcostashady - peace
slimcostashady - out
Dakura Deoman - whatever
slimcostashady - no you say bye
slimcostashady - u dumb f**k
slimcostashady - i mean
Dakura Deoman - forgot the please...
slimcostashady - please
Dakura Deoman - there we go. That wasn't too hard now was it
Dakura Deoman - ta, ta
Dakura Deoman - farewell
slimcostashady - alrite ttyl
slimcostashady - peace out
Dakura Deoman - whatever
slimcostashady - NO U PLZ SAY BYE

[Dakura Deoman]

While the next convisation isn't the most amusing I've ever had, it happens to be the most recent clean one ((not my fault... I'm a good little girl. Other person is the big ugly perv)). If anything it'll give you something to read.
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Biker Boy - hi
Biker Boy - whats up
Biker Boy -
Dakura Deoman - care to share who you are?
Biker Boy - i am vinit
Dakura Deoman - vinet... still don't know who that is
Dakura Deoman - but anyways nice to meet you i guess
Biker Boy - ok
Biker Boy - thanks
Biker Boy - can i know your name
Dakura Deoman - dakura deoman
Dakura Deoman - loved by some... hated by others... it's all good
Biker Boy - your name
Dakura Deoman - as i said, dakura deoman
Dakura Deoman- it's what I'm known as by about 85% of the world
Dakura Deoman - is there anything inparticular you were after?
Biker Boy - are you a girl
Dakura Deoman - why do you ask?
[e-mail] just sent you a Nudge!
Dakura Deoman - as i said... why do you ask?
Biker Boy - like that
Dakura Deoman - like what?
Biker Boy - jussssss
Dakura Deoman - i do believe "jussss" isn't a word last time i checked
Biker Boy - ok
Dakura Deoman - nor is it an answer to my question
Biker Boy - can we be friends
Dakura Deoman - the pre-anzu friendship speech... I'm flattered
Dakura Deoman - right now though i don't know anything about you other then your e-mail address and your name.... so "friends" is a rather loose term. Acquaintances sounds far more accurate

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Dakura Deoman - sorry... 1:22am in the morning. Have the small problem of family sleeping
Biker Boy - ok can you give you no
Dakura Deoman - why would i give my phone number out to a complete stranger?
Biker Boy - plzzzzzzzz
Biker Boy - i am a good boy
Dakura Deoman - *addopts little kiddie voice* mummy told me not to talk to big, bad, scary strangers
Biker Boy - i want to speak to you on your phone
Dakura Deoman - that's nice dear... still doesn't stop it from being 1:24am in the morning nor does it prevent the fact my family are asleep
Biker Boy - plz give your no
Dakura Deoman - a person who knows how to say please... I'm impressed
Dakura Deoman - but as i said mummy told me not to talk to big, bad, scary strangers. ROFL
Biker Boy - please give it na
Dakura Deoman - just because a person says please doesn't mean I'll jump off a cliff for them
Biker Boy Winks


Play "Heart"
Dakura Deoman - are you TRYING to make me sick?
Biker Boy - no
Dakura Deoman - although i do have to ask what biker boys out there like big, pink roses?
Biker Boy - ok
Dakura Deoman - okay i can ask? Very well then
Dakura Deoman - what biker boys out there like big, pink roses?
Biker Boy - plzb
Dakura Deoman - please be... what?
Biker Boy - give your no
Dakura Deoman - try to give me a good reason as to why i should give out my number to some person i have only been talking to for 10mins
Biker Boy - ok
Dakura Deoman - all my dreams will come true?
Biker Boy - i want to talk to you plzzzz
Dakura Deoman - we all have things in this world we want... doesn't mean we get them
Biker Boy - plzzzzzzzz
Dakura Deoman - gees is all-out-groveling all you can mange
Dakura Deoman - i know... lets keep saying "plzzzzzzz" to see how many different ways dakura can hint at 'no'
Biker Boy - then ................
Dakura Deoman - *gives the hand jester for you to continue*
Biker Boy - no
Dakura Deoman - no what?
Biker Boy - i am sorry
Dakura Deoman - for?
Biker Boy -
Dakura Deoman - look as fun as it is to play "lets try to guess what the wierd stranger dude is thinking" i happen to rather suck at the game... so do feel free to explain yourself a little
Biker Boy - no
Dakura Deoman - no? Very well then... guessing it is
Biker Boy - ok i am asking last time plzz give your no
Dakura Deoman - and i am asking back 'one more time' as to what good reason there is for me giving out the number ((and "i want to talk to you" doesn't exactly qualify due to the fact we are currently talking))
Biker Bob - yes
Dakura Deoman - "yes you agree we are currently talking" or "yes i am a retard who doesn't have the brain cells to work out a reason why?"
Biker Bob - i agree
Dakura Deoman - with?
Biker Bob - you
Dakura Deoman - that's nice dear... what about?
Biker Boy - ok
Biker Boy - then how is life
Dakura Deoman - good, bad, ugly, cruel... depends on whether you are talking about my life or just life in general
Biker Boy - plz give your no
Dakura Deoman - *chuckles* persistant aren't we?
Biker Boy - ok
Dakura Deoman - pretty sure that's a "yes" or "no" question
Biker Boy - y
Dakura Deoman - *sighs* english defently isn't your strong point
Biker Boy - ok
Biker Boy - then f*ck off\\
Dakura Deoman - wow... that's sure to charm all the ladies
Biker Boy - sorry
Biker Boy -
Dakura Deoman - i take it you are a rather passive person
Biker Boy - yes\]
Dakura Deoman - okay then... my answer is still no
Biker Boy - ok
Dakura Deoman - but if you like i can try to put it even blunter several more times till you get the hint
Biker Boy - i have a crush on you
Dakura Deoman - on a person that you have only been talking to for 15mins.... wow how fake
Biker Boy - i am not joking
Biker Boy - i am alone i need a crush
Biker Boy - i juss broke up
Dakura Deoman - whatever idiot out there claimed you can't live without love obviously never tried going without oxygen
Dakura Deoman - I'm afraid i need oxygen far more then i need romance
Biker Boy -plzzzzzzzz
Dakura Deoman - think you'll find the same thing too if you try it
Biker Boy - say yes
Biker Boy - i look dashing
Dakura Deoman - I'm sure a biker boy like yourself with a pink rose as their aviator would
Dakura Deoman - however if you're that desperate there is the local hooker down the road for people such as yourself. Don't even need to think about birthday gifts and jewelry for them either
Biker Boy - ok
Dakura Deoman - then it's settled... you go to the local hooker and i live happily ever after
BIKER BOY winks:


Play "heart"
Dakura Deoman - gees the pink fuzzyness of it all is making me sick
Dakura Deoman - add a bit of cotton candy and some brainless barbies groping their ken dolls and you got yourself a full picture as to "how to make dakura sick"
Biker Boy - ok
Dakura Deoman - ...don't go out of your way to make the image happen just for little old me
Dakura Deoman - although i must query as to what you would do if i turned out to be a male. I mean i didn't exactly say whether i was male or female when you asked
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The little biker boy logged off after that. Kinda dissapointed in a way that he gave up so easily and didn't have the inteligence to banter properly but o well... it's all good.

[Dakura Deoman]

Looking through a few of the old chat logs i bothered to save ((i only save convisations i wish to go back and re-read later due to some reason or another)) I happened to have noticed that some of the most amusing and fun convisations i have are with a girl called "Marjon". We get along... well somewhat get along, although she tends to say that she hates me all the time for some reason or another. It's all good though...

Here are a few of the better parts of convisations I've had with her.

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Marjon - okey, cool... *hugs dakura* thanks for not making bakuralove killing me for this
Dakura Deoman- don't hug me...
Marjon - *smirks* and what if i do?
Dakura Deoman- you know very well how i react to people who hug me
Marjon - really? I only know you are going to try to use your pressure point-thingy (don't know what it's actually called), but that's about it...
Dakura Deoman- that my dear marjon is to people that i happen to at least somewhat like
Marjon - and that includes me.. and you know i don't really care about that, i even offered myself for doing that to me once we meet
Marjon - so.....
Dakura Deoman- sorry... was busy doing something
Marjon - suure
Dakura Deoman- i was talking to somebody... needed a second to type out my thought
Marjon - if you say so.... but you still haven't told me what to do me when i would 'accidentally' hug you again
Dakura Deoman- and you feel it is wise to test exactly how good my pranking skills are when a person pisses me off?
Marjon - well, considering the fact you promised not to hurt me physically, yeah.. i do
Dakura Deoman- there's more types of pain then simply physical....
Dakura Deoman- such as emotional pain... mental angst... and of course the pranks which tend to brutally damage a persons pride and reputation should certain pictures be seen by the right people
Marjon - *glares* fine.. i can live with the first and second but i rather not have the third...
Dakura Deoman- exactly. So i advise if you do not wish to suffer damage to your ever-so-precious pride and reputation that you don't "accidently" hug me
Dakura Deoman- or hug me on purpose for that matter
Marjon - *sighs* nou... that's not fair...
Dakura Deoman- life never is fair my dear
Dakura Deoman- just gotta make the best of it
Marjon - you are even less fair dakura
Dakura Deoman- I'm suddenly tempted to use the word "dah"
Marjon - *sighs deeply*
Dakura Deoman- *sings along to disturbed song*
Marjon - you really ARE bad...
Dakura Deoman- *is still tempted to use the word "dah"*

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Marjon - so.. you still believe me?
Dakura Deoman- i never said i do or i don't
Marjon - *glares* stupid you for always being so d**n right about everything
Dakura Deoman- you just never notice when I'm wrong... that's all
Marjon - comes down to the same thing to me...
Dakura Deoman- of course... lack of observation skills, i know
Marjon - *glares* we don't have to name all the things that I don't have but I want to have okey
Dakura Deoman-i could have said "brains" instead of "observation skills"

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Marjon - now i look like a little kid that just learned how to say 'mama' or something....
Dakura Deoman- question is do people interpretate you as that or not
Marjon - you certainly do
Dakura Deoman- you believe you understand how a person such as myself happens to think.... have you accomplished something that tiger kitty has been trying ((and failing myserably)) for years to do?
Marjon - yes
Dakura Deoman- in that case i offer my congratulations
Marjon - cool ^^
Marjon - seems like i'm smarter then i appear to be then
Dakura Deoman- is that really saying much?
Marjon - apparently
Marjon - maybe I'll become smarter than you one day then
Dakura Deoman- you never know...
Marjon - i wonder what it would be then... how the world would look like
Dakura Deoman- no clue... last time i checked i wasn't exactly skilled at predicting the future
Marjon - *laughes* then learn doing it better then
Dakura Deoman- become a fortune teller... nope not my thing
Dakura Deoman- i like the occasional twist in life from time to time
Marjon - then what is it? you don't want to become a counsiler, not a fortune teller.....
Dakura Deoman- well I'm not 100% sure on what to do... but i do have a few random ideas
Marjon - *wonders what on earth it would be* i can't say i have anything in mind you could become
Dakura Deoman- I'm not really sure at the moment what... am tossing random ideas here and there but haven't settled on anything
Marjon - you are already 18 ( or already 19?), most people know it then already..
Dakura Deoman- yeah well "most people" don't have unhealthy knife obsessions either
Marjon - yours is still healthy
Dakura Deoman- if you say so
Marjon - what do you call an healthy knifes obsession then?
Dakura Deoman- generally if a person is obsessed with knives... it's not healthy to begin with

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Marjon - I HATE YOU DAKURA!!
Dakura Deoman - wow... never remember you typing that in caps lock before
Dakura Deoman - well you've put the word "hate" in caps lock once... just not the whole sentance
Marjon - that means this time you pissed me more off then the last time..
Dakura Deoman - awww such a shame. May have to consider locking my door at night from the big, bad, scary marjon
Marjon - DAKURA!
Dakura Deoman - did you say something?
Marjon - you are annoying..
Dakura Deoman - why i feel flattered dear marjon. To know you view me in such a strong way