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Post by Nightshade on Feb 28, 2006 1:07:32 GMT -5
I thought I might as well have a little fun. Here is something I often put unsuspecting strangers through...
Person: "Hi there, my name is (insert name), what's yours?"
Me: "Nightshade..."
Person: "Is that your real name?"
Me: "I'll let you figure that out for yourself."
Person: "Oh... (This is an inevitable question that almost every person I have ever met will ask me.) Did you know that you have really long hair?
Me: "No, I had no clue, thank you for informing me."
Person: "You know, your really not being very nice."
Me: "Are you benighted?"
Person: "Uh... Yeah, I am."
Me: "You do of course know that you just openly admitted to being a moron, right?"
Person: "That's not very nice."
Me: *Most sarcastic tone possible* "Really? I am so very sorry."
Person: "Are you being sarcastic?"
Me: "Well, I guess I will have to give you a little more credit than I did. After all, you did figure that out without me having to completely spell it out for you."
Person: *Gets angry and either yells or walks away.*
I thought I would go ahead and post the full meaning of the word "benighted".
Benighted: lacking enlightenment or knowledge
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Post by Dakura Deoman on Feb 28, 2006 2:23:59 GMT -5
Nice... pissing off males is so much fun wouldn't you say? Unfortuantly most females tend to be a tad on the whiny side (especially over-obsessed fangirls).
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Post by Nightshade on Feb 28, 2006 15:02:10 GMT -5
Oh yes, I do agree.
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