Ravens Quot's

[Raven]

This Topic is for all my wonderful little quots I add in any time I feel like it. I hope you enjoy.
Warning! This Topic contains some PG-13 material. If you are easily offended by any such material fallowing the caption level. Then you should not read this Topic.

A Fair Morning....

The Morning Sun shining threw my window covers me with in this warm blanket of light.
A little bird perch’s upon my open window seal.
Its song so fair, sings to usher a fair new day.
I rustle with in my covers and rise to give a gentle yawn.
While the little birds chant sings upon the raising new Dawn.
I walk towards the song so encouraging, putting my hands upon the window to feel all its joy...and crush its Freaking Head!
I am not a morning person!!!

[Raven]

For Sale

1 Stunt Parachute: Used only once. Never been opened and only contains a small stain.

[Raven]

Rhythm of Ageing A funy way to look at old age.

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God, what can I do?!

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - Can you tell?

My body is drooping
I have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my @$$!

[Raven]

New Error Massages!

Just as the title says these are new Error Massages. You know the little massages that pop up on your screen when something does not work right.

Smash forehead on keyboard and continue.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Press any key to quit or any other to continue.

Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

Close your eyes and press escape three times.

This will end your windows session. Play again?

Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

WinErr 457: LPT1 not found…

Use backup…PENCIL & PAPER.

Backup not found: (A)bort ®etry (P)anic

PS: Be sure to click ® on that last message.