I Believe..

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This is something I took from the "BLue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again" Movie. People can post hilarious quips that begin with 'I Believe..', as long as they're not X-Rated. I'll show you how it goes, then you guys can go from there:

'I Believe you have to wreck the Truck to get the Insurance Money to make the Truck Payment.'


Now let's hear what you guys 'Believe' ;D

[infernofireblast]

A favorite Jeff Foxworthy one, something I believe we're all entitled to do ;D

"I believe if someone cuts you off in traffic and doesn't give you the little wave, it should be perfectly legal to get up underneath 'em, get 'em loose, and turn 'em into the wall."