The new brainless CC come EOJ

[Dakura Deoman]

With the releace of the Enemy of Justice booster pack comming closer and closer various meta-worshipers are starting to remind an observer of a little 3 year old kid in a candy store. Various claims along the lines of "if you don't go with the flow I'm gonna pwn your bootie, lolllolololol!!1" ((god how i love thee ego, lack of brains and originality... let me count thy ways)) are starting to find themselves being said while the duelist(s) in question start rubbing their hands together and grinning like madmen as they think about all the asses they are going to kick.

Of course one may wonder if this is simply going to be a new fad... candy which rots the teeth and looks far shinier on the other side of the glass window. However instead of continuing to rave on about this new b.c.c deck idea, why don't i just post it so you can make up your own mind about what you think.

Tributes(5)
Mobius the Frost Monarch
Mobius the Frost Monarch
Dark Dust Spirit
Dark Dust Spirit
Zaborg the Frost Monarch

Non Tributes(13)
D.D. Survivor
D.D. Survivor
D.D. Survivor
D.D. Scout Plane
D.D. Scout Plane
Helios - The Primordial Sun
Helios - The Primordial Sun
D.D. Assailant
D.D. Warrior Lady
Breaker the Magical Warrior
Spirit Reaper
Spirit Reaper
Pitch-Black Warwolf

Spells(9)
Jigen no Sameke
Jigen no Sameke
Jigen no Sameke
Snatch Steal
Heavy Storm
Mystical Space Typhoon
Smashing Ground
Smashing Ground
Graceful Charity

Traps(13)
Macrocosmos
Macrocosmos
Macrocosmos
Fake Trap
Solemn Judgment/Fake Trap
Solemn Judgment
Solemn Judgment
Torrential Tribute
Shi no Deck Hakai Virus
Mirror Force
Return from the Different Dimension
Jar of Greed
Bottomless Trap Hole
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For those who want to know:

Macrocosmos
Group: Trap Card
Type: Trap
Icon:Continuous
You can Special Summon 1 "Helios - The Primordial Sun" from your hand or Deck. While this card is face-up on the field, any card sent to the Graveyard is removed from play instead.

Helios - The Primordial Sun
Attrib: Light
Type: Pyro/Effect
Level:4
Atk: ?
Def: ?
The ATK and DEF of this card become the number of monsters that are removed from play x 100 points.

Shi no Deck Hakai Virus ((aka crush card))
Group: Trap Card
Type: Trap
Tribute 1 DARK monster with an ATK of 1000 points or less on your side of the field. Check all monsters on your opponent's side of the field, your opponent's hand, and all cards he/she draws (until the end of your opponent's 3rd turn after this card's activation), and destroy all monsters with an ATK of 1500 or more.

Jigen no Sameke
Group: Spell Card
Type: Spell
Icon:Continuous
While this card is face-up on the field, any Monster Card sent to the Graveyard is removed from play instead.

[Jaspbur]

Shi no Deck Hakai Virus ((aka crush card))
Group: Trap Card
Type: Trap
Tribute 1 DARK monster with an ATK of 1000 points or less on your side of the field. Check all monsters on your opponent's side of the field, your opponent's hand, and all cards he/she draws (until the end of your opponent's 3rd turn after this card's activation), and destroy all monsters with an ATK of 1500 or more.

Hrmmmm...the other side of Deck Devastation Virus? Interesting.....run however many of those you can, plus DDV, and voila....no monsters for awhile...very interesting...i am SOOOO plotting. I would have thought the Monarchs would be exploiting more along the lines of treeborn frog...but who knows? the may have something here

[Dakura Deoman]

Hrmmmm...the other side of Deck Devastation Virus? Interesting.....run however many of those you can, plus DDV, and voila....no monsters for awhile...very interesting...i am SOOOO plotting.

Should sane people be running in the opposite direction now by any chance?

Seriously though, I'm sure crush card will soon find itself getting rather friendly with spirit reaper soon... if it weren't from the new remove-from-play obsessions I'd be happily using book of life to attack directly with only reaper for 3 turns before returning crush card to my hand for a repeat. Never worked out why people seem to get o-so-fustrated when they know you can attack with more but are choosing to force them to go out 300 lifepoints a turn... even more so once they have 100 lifepoints and you are simply waiting for them to deck out. So much colourful language expressed out of their mouths despite whether they win or lose... makes me feel special that they gotta actually stop for a moment and think of new ways to string the same words together and not sound like a parrot.

Anyways look at the new meta obsessions this way though... that remove-from-play deck I remember nightshade working on a few months ago will be a whole heap easier to perfect, especially since you won't need a soul releace or 3. Let your opponment go to so much hard work to do all the removing for you...